I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school

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This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

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Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian

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i fucking love scripts.

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This is the same man.

This works quite nicely at debunking the “beefcake guys in comics are objectified for women just like women in comics are for men!” imo.  On the left: a magazine tailored for a male audience, showing him in full beefcake-type mode with headlines about how you, too, can look like this.  On the right: a magazine tailored for a female audience, which has a headline about romance and shows him looking more or less like a normal dude.

Tell me again how comic book guys are designed for female sexual enjoyment, completely equivalent to anatomically-improbable spines and giant tits with their own individual centers of gravity, and totes aren’t just male power fantasies.


Women don’t treat men the way men treat women.

it’s also worth noting that despite all the geeks complaining about women’s impossible standards, the fantasy on the right sets a really really easy low bar to meet:

"cool clean friendly non-aggressive man who will cook a food for u"

yep what an unfair standard to be subjected to

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i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

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prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

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posted on March 19th with 405154

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if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

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i know i  joke about it, but i am legit seriously worried i’m going to be alone my whole life.

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I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

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